Off the Bus


Not Quite So Bold
Metro's execs won't be commuting via bus

By Paul Knight

George Greanias, Metro's president, dropped a bombshell at a recent budget meeting, announcing that the agency's Senior Management Team is turning in its company cars and being required to ride buses or the rail 40 times a month.

(A list of the employees who are subject to the requirement can be found on Metro's website.)

It sounded pretty incredible: A group of Metro executives accustomed to the Frank Wilson days, living the life of Riley with expense accounts and take-home cars, would have to take public transportation to and from work, each day of the week.

We wondered who would be first to resign. But it turns out, the "40 times a week" requirement isn't as strict as it seemed.

Greanias tells Hair Balls that each employee must make only four round-trip commutes each month. The remainder of trips could be as simple as getting on the rail outside Metro's downtown headquarters and riding one stop north to grab lunch at the cafeteria in the Exxon building.

We're trying to decide who has it easiest. Is it the Metro execs living outside the city, like Metro's Vice President John Sedlak, who lives near Clear Lake, who can drive to a park-and-ride to catch a relatively luxurious bus, or is it the inner-loopers who must find their closest bus stop and hope their bus is on time?

We suppose the park-and-ride is the way to go, and maybe everyone will just drive over to the lot by Reliant Stadium, pay $3 to park and take the 15-minute rail ride to Metro's headquarters. At least one Metro exec who lives near Pearland will have to do that, because there currently are no park and ride lots out that way.

That's a good thing, Greanias tells us, because this new requirement is designed, in part, to show the senior managers areas that need public transportation that are not being served.

"That's kind of the point, to show that we do have gaps in service," Greanias says.

The plan to take away company cars and vehicle allowances will save Metro about $92,000, and, more importantly, it will ensure that the people who run Metro will, at least sometimes, actually use Metro transportation.

We just hope the execs follow through on the requirement, because Greanias says it's currently being "enforced" on the honor system.


Finally, a Break for White People

By Richard Connelly

Buried beneath the onslaught of Commissioners Court activity recently was a vote that gives legitimacy to a group calling itself the Caucasian Law Enforcement Association.

Without discussion, commissioners approved a request that CLEA be allowed to let its members pay their dues through payroll deduction. When the request was first made to the county, it was met with skepticism, to say the least.

"The Commissioners did approve the payroll deduction agreement. HURRAY!!! Members will have equal opportunity to be represented just as members of other the groups," the organization said on its Facebook page.

Alan Bernstein, a spokesperson for Sheriff Adrian Garcia, tells Hair Balls his boss doesn't really have an opinion on the issue. "The sheriff said that amid the more crucial discussion [of] HCSO personnel shortages, the study on whether to privatize the jail, and other issues, he has not had time to form an impression about the payroll deduction change," he said.

Bernstein noted the payroll-deduction decision was the county's, not the sheriff's office.

Earlier discussion had involved whether groups had to meet a certain minimum number of members before it became cost-effective to offer payroll deduction.

The head of CLEA, Dan McCool, a 20-year HCSO veteran, has said the group has about 20 members.

"We believe 'merit does matter' and the best-qualified person should be given an equal opportunity for a job or assignment. Just because someone has been in an assignment doesn't mean they are the best qualified," the group says on its FB page.

That page also includes a link to a teacher who apparently claims to be a member of La Raza making a speech. " Is this really how La RAZA thinks? Do away with capitalism and the free enterprise system?" the posting asks.

Yes, La Raza is trying to overthrow capitalism and the free-enterprise system. In paranoid rightwing fantasy land.


There is a ton of stuff each day on the Houston Press blogs; you’re only getting a taste of it here In the print edition. Head to (or “/rocks” or “/eating” or “/artattack”) and under “Tools” on the top-right side of the page, use the “categories” drop-down menu to find these stories:

Spaced City

We discovered one way we'd not like to die: As one Houstonian did, lying dead for at least 12 hours in an adult-bookstore booth before his body was discovered. Our commenters, as hard as it may be to believe, had things to say about the event. We showed a map that ingeniously displayed Houston's racial and ethnic enclaves and we scientifically proved, more or less, that October is the best weather month each year in Houston.


The Texans disappointed against Dallas, but they did bravely break barriers by having their first Jewish pre-med student cheerleader, a category we did not know existed in cheerleading. UCLA fans continued to come on our boards to heckle us in the wake of UT's debacle against UCLA. A fight between Pearland Pee Wee coaches was caught on camera, resulting in our tutorial on how to be a dirtbag youth-sports parent/coach in five easy video lessons.

Art Attack

We picked our top 10 videos from the YouTube/Guggenheim collaborative biennial; we recapped early-season episodes of Boardwalk Empire, Community and Glee and we mourned the demise of Lone Star, for which we had high hopes. And we asked a local art courier about a high-stress/high-glam job (and how we could get it).


The story of Asher Brown, the middle-schooler who committed suicide after being bullied, had several troubling unanswered aspects; we took a peek at the new Carnegie Vanguard plans for the Fourth Ward, the only Houston-raised astronaut spoke from orbit to the three HISD schools she attended, and Conroe ISD racked up yet another teacher arrested for online solicitation of underage girls.


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