Perv Learns Lesson: Don't Mess with Lake Jackson Teens; They'll Spit in Your Face
You're rolling in your gold-colored SUV and you see a 13-year-old girl walking home from school.
Playa that you are, you ask her if she "needs a ride." Pro tip: First, determine if she's from Lake Jackson. Because apparently Lake Jackson 13-year-olds know how to deal with a-holes like you.
KPRC reports that when a LJ girl recently told an SUV driver that she didn't need a ride, he got out of the car, grabbed her arm and asked her if she was "sure."
"The teen told police that she spit in the man's face and then ran to her mother's workplace," the station said.
Hope it was a massive luggie filled with pollen-produced phlegm!!
Now, of course, spitting on a guy like this might also incite him to violence, so you've got to be careful.
But seeing how pervs like this probably get off on helpless girls squirming in terror, it's nice to see the guy get something in the face.
Remember, girls: A knee to the balls is also very helpful.
Get the This Week's Top Stories Newsletter
Every week we collect the latest news, music and arts stories — along with film and food reviews and the best things to do this week — so that you’ll never miss Houston Press' biggest stories.
- Texans-Saints: Four Things To Watch For
Sat., Sep. 5, 12:00am
Sat., Sep. 5, 12:00pm
Sat., Sep. 5, 2:30pm
Sat., Sep. 5, 6:00pm
- 5 New Laws That Go Into Effect Next Week
- Finally — Documented Proof of the Homosexual Agenda!