Photos of a Guy Crapping in the Press Parking Lot & Its Aftermath

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Life in the big city.

We're not sure if it was an offended reader (maybe a Phish Phan?) or just someone who answers nature's call wherever he might be, but someone took a crap in our parking lot last week.

Shit happens, you know? But someone in the nearby ExxonMobil building had a camera working and captured the event and its aftermath.

Thankfully, the pics are long-distance. And don't ask us why someone was pointing a camera at our parking lot. We've never understood the inner workings of Big Oil.

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Photos of a Guy Crapping in the Press Parking Lot & Its Aftermath

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Photos of a Guy Crapping in the Press Parking Lot & Its Aftermath

What? And leave show business journalism?

Photos of a Guy Crapping in the Press Parking Lot & Its Aftermath

If it was an offended reader, our apologies to the hard-working maintenance crew.

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