Want to really revel in your despair? Here's the recording of Clemens' announcement during yesterday's seventh-inning stretch. The Yanks announcer, Suzyn Waldman, is a homer that makes Milo Hamilton sound objective, and she all but orgasms over the news. -- Richard Connelly
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