Salt is a highly anticipated film, starring Angelina Jolie as a female Bourne. Lots of action, lots of acting by Jolie's lips.
Who wouldn't want to see it?
Well, possibly anyone who's gone to an Angelina Jolie in the past ten years.
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Among her films in the past decade:
A Mighty Heart
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life
Life or Something Like It
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
Gone in Sixty Seconds
A list that can be summed up in one word: Oy.
We'll give her Changeling and The Good Shepherd.
Still, hope springs eternal. So if you want a free pass for two to the July 20 preview screening of Salt, just e-mail email@example.com with "Salt" in the header. We'll have a drawing for the winners.