"Christmas? Go ahead and cancel it because this is going to dwarf it in comparison!" says Doomsday Wrestling promoter Tex Lonestar. Today, the Meridian will host seven comedic smack-downs. The undefeated 110% Phenomenal will face the tag team The Stormin' Mormons, and The Plague will battle Queen Kong in a female face-off.
Also on the roster are Doomsday favorites Boom Shakalaka and Rumble. The twosome known as The Latino Connection, managed by the sinister Dirty Sanchez, will also return, and Sanchez has warned us that a new wrestler will debut today. "I discovered him at a circus freak show," Sanchez says. "He was wrestling wolves; he was eating bears! I call him Jour Worst Nightmare."
But Lonestar says Sanchez will not be allowed to bring new competitors into the ring without his permission. "I've not even heard anything from this 'Your Worst Nightmare' character," says Lonestar.
"Oh, you will hear from him," Sanchez threatens. "And you will want to cover your ears because of the sounds of the screaming." --Dusti Rhodes