Here in Westbury, we're laughing at Edouard. So far, he said, crossing his fingers furiously.
There's been some rain, but nothing more than some heavy drizzle.
The all-important Lawn Furniture Indicator is showing low winds. In other words, no chaise lounges flying about.
If you think Your Correspondent has the technical knowledge required to provide cell-phone verification of the above, you wildly overestimate his IT abilities and wildly underestimate his dislike of cell phones.
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