Headlines that make you stand up and go "whoa": Well, not really.
Fox 26 reported on a Houstonian who got picked up in Thailand for his habit of diddling young children.
The headline? "Captured Fugitive Led Secret Life."
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Nooooo shit. We're just shocked the guy chose not to follow what is apparently the standard fugitive modus operandi, which is to walk around wearing a t-shirt emblazoned "Arrest Me, Pigs," with his FBI case number underneath.
In case the headline wasn't obvious enough, there was the lede: "An accused sexual predator from Harris County led a secret life while avoiding capture for three years."
Damn....If it wasn't for that whole "secret life" thing, they might have caught him a whole lot sooner.
-- Richard Connelly