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Ted Poe, Obsessed With Vagina

When you're named Al Green, of course you're going to talk about the ladies
When you're named Al Green, of course you're going to talk about the ladies

For hardcore political junkies -- and we do mean hardcore -- capitolwords.org can be downright addicting. Although the actual meaningfulness of the site might be up for debate, its wonkish fun factor is not: the site tracks how many words are spoken by individual U.S. legislators in a given time period and the frequency of certain words.

As might be expected, Sheila Jackson Lee is the undisputed champ among Texas lawmakers: measuring wordcount in the Congressional Record from May 13, 2009 to May 12, 2010, the Honorable SJL racked up 12,774 words -- about 4,300 more than second-placer Ted Poe.

Democrat Charles Gonzalez falls dead last, at a mere 380. (Nine of the top 10 are Republicans; six of the bottom ten are Democrats).

Hair Balls went through great efforts to find out what else your legislators are saying

Most Uses of the Word "Hemp": 31, by Ron Paul

Most Concerned With the Ladies: Al Green, who used the word "women" more than any other word.

Most Uses of the Word "Barbie": Michael Burgess (10)

Most Proud of Him/Herself: John Culberson, who used "Culberson" 58 times

Best Use of a Homonym: Mac Thornberry, "Seaman." (Nine times)

Most Pious: Kenny Marchant, who used the word "church" more than any other word. (Marchant is also the only lawmaker besides Jackson Lee to use the word "hooker.")

Most Sexually Obsessed: Ted Poe used the word "vagina" twice.

Possibly Just as Sexually Obsessed, Depending on Context: Pete Sessions used the word "snatch" twice.


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