Texans Cheerleader Vote: Team Cleavage vs. Team Modesty

Whose side are you on?
Whose side are you on?
Photo by Groovehouse

The Houston Texans want your input on their new cheerleader candidates, just part of the highly scientific process used to decide who gets to take the field.

You can view cheerleader video and photos and text your vote to the team.

Examining the lineup, it seems clear there are two distinct schools of thought on how best to appeal to the public. Let's call them Team Cleavage and Team Modesty.

Being an NFL cheerleader -- or, more accurately, dancer -- obviously requires skills and smarts. You have to learn routines, interact with the public at events and know enough football not to do this.

Also, we imagine, looks play a part. How you display those looks is apparently a strategic decision, as these photos show.

Texans Cheerleader Vote: Team Cleavage vs. Team Modesty
Photo illustrations by Monica Fuentes

 

Texans Cheerleader Vote: Team Cleavage vs. Team Modesty


Whose side are you on?


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