Texans' Scratch-Off Lotto Ticket: How Bad Can It Be?
The Texas Lottery announced a new Houston Texans scratch-off game today, with lots of second-chance prizes like "Autographed authentice Texans jersey from a Texans star player."
Scratch-off games can be cruel. Especially when you're dealing with the Texans.
How bad can it get? Just take a look at the doozy of a card:
Dom Capers? Kris Brown?!?! Two David Carrs?
Rice Owls Mens Basketball vs. St. Thomas University Men's Basketball
TicketsWed., Dec. 21, 7:00pm
Advocare V100 Texas Bowl
TicketsWed., Dec. 28, 8:00pm
Rice Owls Mens Basketball vs. Middle Tennessee State Univ Blue Raiders Mens Basketball
TicketsThu., Jan. 5, 7:00pm
PRCA XTreme Bulls
TicketsFri., Jan. 6, 7:30pm
A Phillip Buchanon?
Man, we are never playing the lottery again. (Note: Our card may be different from an actual Texas Lottery Texans scratch-off card.)
At least we didn't get a Charlie Casserly.
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