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Texans' Scratch-Off Lotto Ticket: How Bad Can It Be?

The Texas Lottery announced a new Houston Texans scratch-off game today, with lots of second-chance prizes like "Autographed authentice Texans jersey from a Texans star player."

Scratch-off games can be cruel. Especially when you're dealing with the Texans.

How bad can it get? Just take a look at the doozy of a card:


Dom Capers? Kris Brown?!?! Two David Carrs?

A Phillip Buchanon?

Man, we are never playing the lottery again. (Note: Our card may be different from an actual Texas Lottery Texans scratch-off card.)

At least we didn't get a Charlie Casserly.


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