"Yo man, why you wearing that Tony 'Homo' jersey?"
Riding high on its spotless 2-0 record, TexansNation seemed to believe a trouncing of the rival Dallas Cowboys was a sure thing. And that thinking was justified. The Cowboys were winless and were yet to show themselves as viable contenders in the NFC. Meanwhile, the Texans were popular picks among the media as the surprise stars of the new season.
Facepaint and jerseys are nice, common behavior -- but tattoos are forever. Let's hope Owner Bob McNair doesn't go all Oilers-ian on us and send the Texans to Oklahoma City or Santa Fe. Tattoo laser removal is pricey.
Athletic becomes a relative term when used around the tailgating crowds. Beer pong, playing catch, and chugging are about the extent of athletics in this world. Well, those and Washers. It's a came that takes focus and accuracy, and in the case of this gentleman, courage as well. That's an mostly-Texans crowd he's contending with.
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