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Texas Forces Women to See Their Fetus's Facebook Page (Possibly)

Check out our sample FB fetus page
Check out our sample FB fetus page

The Texas House of Representatives spent much of today debating a bill to force women who are seeking abortions to view a sonogram of their fetus.

If there is a more august body to discuss such a bill, we don't know what it is. Unless it's the Ohio legislature, which had a fetus testify today by having its heartbeat amplified.

A testifyin' fetus? Texas, you've been pwned.

There's only one way to get back into this game, Lege: Instead of forcing a woman to watch a sonogram (booorrrring), appeal to the Kidz through social media. Force every pregnant women contemplating an abortion to view a state-created Facebook page of their fetus.

Ball's in your court, Ohio.

Texas Forces Women to See Their Fetus's Facebook Page (Possibly)

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