Texas History for Pendejos
This weekend is Fiestas Patrias and we’ve asked guest columnist Conchita Maria Guadalupe Maria Hortencia Juanita Maria Garcia Gomez Gonzalez de Smith to write something in honor of the occasion:
A Short History of Texas
1. We were here. 2. You came here. 3. We are still here. 4. You are pissed.
Have a happy Fiestas Patrias everyone!
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