The Chronicle Gets Slutty
Where would you expect to read something like this?
You've got questions and I've got answers.
MILF at 9:33am on April 1, 2009
Don't believe me? Too bad for you because I can help you liven things up in the bedroom (or anyplace else that you might want to get naked and a little sweaty).
What are my qualifications? I'm a huge slut. Unlike a lot of people I am not ashamed to admit it. I love sex. I practice a lot and I am damn good at what I do.
Do I have a Masters degree in Human Sexuality? Nope.
Do I have a PhD in Psychology? Absolutely not. Am I a licensed therapist? Sorry but no.
In my experience "book learnin'" is an admirable pursuit but it is unlikely to result in an earth-shattering orgasm.
Sex is a hands-on activity that is perfected by trial and error. When it comes to fucking, practice really does make perfect
So, if you want theory, go buy a self-help book; if you want real world advice that will make you the tramp that you secretly want to be then read my columns.
Yet another "edgy," "out-there" OMG no-she-din't column by some lame college columnist?
No. It's in the Chronicle. Or at least on its web page.
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"When it comes to fucking, practice really does make perfect."
Oh, the boldness. Matched only by the sheer originality of the statement. I mean, when has anyone ever said anything like that?
The Chron's hep new 29-95 page is here, people, and you'll just have to deal with it.
And "MILF & Cookies" promises lots and lots of so-bad-it's-awful entertainment. Until the paper comes to its senses, that is.
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