The Chronicle's Sad, Embarrassing Descent Into Porn Hell Continues

Good Lord, is there anything more embarrassing than the Chronicle's ongoing attempt to be edgy by trying to be Penthouse?

Their 29.95 blog continues, for some reason, to publish "MILF & Cookies," a column where someone -- allegedly, according to her profile, a bisexual married Republican who lives in Midtown -- offers sexual advice to people who allegedly write in. (Odds of either of these "allegedlies" being true: longish.)

It goes like this, in the latest installment Monday:

Dear MILF,
Giving a blow job has always been awkward for me. I never know where to put my hands or what to do with them......
Raequel

Dear Raequel,
Try one, or all, of these five hand placement suggestions the next time you suck your guy's dick...While licking his dick, use one hand to caress your breasts, nipples and then your clit. This may cause both of you to orgasm at the same time, which is super hot!


We think this effort by the Chron should be entitled Grandma Gets Drunk On The Apple Schnapps And Tells Dirty Jokes. It's about as cringe-worthy, and just about as entertaining.

But we guess we're just not hip or out-there enough.

The "29-95 Staff" linked to some story the same day about a porn editor saying women can't write about sex. "I hope this lady never runs into MILF & Cookies,' the said. "Things could get ugly."

And they did!! MILF commented: "Bring it on lady! I guarantee that I can out fuck you and any man alive! What a boring life she must lead."

Oh, grandma, whhyyyy?!?!?

We thought it couldn't get any worse than the Chron doing doll porn. But it can, it can.

Really, Chron -- if the traditional mainstream print media has to die, can't it do it with a little shred of dignity??


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