The Match.com Page for the Annoying Tailgating A-Hole, If He Were Honest
Houston is filled with idiots who feel the need to ride your bumper even though you're going a respectable amount over the speed limit.
They are so annoying that we have to assume they are single; they are so selfish we have to think that if they somehow convinced someone to marry them, they would cheat.
So naturally they'd need a Match.com page. If they were honest, this is what it would look like.
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