Ike would have wanted it that way, we're sure.
We didn't fight our way onto the Normandy beaches for the right NOT to have a strip club open up ASAP for Ike victims.
(Cue right-wing rant saying that "Yeah, now all those Katrina refugees can spend their FEMA money at strip clubs again.")
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