The Ron Paul Racist Quiz
By now, you’ve probably heard the flap about the white supremacist’s $500 donation to libertarian presidential candidate/vagina doctor Ron Paul’s campaign. The money came from Don Black, who runs a Web site called Stormfront, where inbred redneck troglodyte mouth-breathers talk about how the damn blacks and Jews are effing things up for everyone. The AP quoted a Paul spokesman as saying, “If someone with small ideologies happens to contribute money to Ron, thinking he can influence Ron in any way, he's wasted his money.”
The hitch here is that the media (owned and operated by the Jews) have dug up a 1992 newsletter from Paul, with some rather off-color remarks about color. So, to further educate the public about another brilliant Texas politician, the Houston Press offers this fun quiz. See if you can tell where these pearls of wisdom came from – Black’s Web site or Paul’s newsletter? The winner receives a scrap from Robert E. Lee’s snotrag and one of those black mammy salt-shakers.
1.) “If you have ever been robbed by a black teen-aged male, you know how unbelievably fleet-footed they can be."
2.) “I took my parents on an 'African Safari' through the gettos of Detroit recently. We saw blacks in their natural African environment that you just can't see anywhere else except Africa.”
3.) “We don't think a child of 13 should be held responsible as a man of 23. That's true for most people, but black males age 13 who have been raised on the streets and who have joined criminal gangs are as big, strong, tough, scary and culpable as any adult and should be treated as such."
4.) “Opinion polls consistently show that only about 5 percent of blacks have sensible political opinions, i.e. support the free market, individual liberty and the end of welfare and affirmative action.”
5.) “Now, calling them "animals" is offensive, to animals. Blacks should have a definition of their own; something more representative of their miserable beings.”
6.) "White Men! White women! The swastika is calling you. The Jew is using the black as muscle against you. And you are left there helpless. Well, what are you going to do about it, whitey? Just sit there? Of course not. You, are going to join with us. The members of the American Socialist White peoples Party. An organisation of decent, law abiding white folk. Just like you. I pledge allegiance to Adolf Hitler!”
Answers:1-Paul; 2-Stormfront; 3-Paul; 4-Paul; 5-Stormfront; 6-trick! It's a quote from the Illinois Nazis in The Blues Brothers.
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