The Shuttle's Souvenir Load
20,000 flags and 10,000 patches aboard
By Richard Connelly
If you're making the last-ever trip on the space shuttle, you want to make it count.
And if the list put together by collectSPACE.com is any indication, this last flight is taking along enough souvenirs to outfit a small army.
Almost all the items are put there by NASA to pass out later to foreign governments, support teams, contractors, politicians, anyone. The items fly in a (very, very tightly packed) duffel bag that stays stowed away the entire flight.
Each astronaut gets to take a small amount of personal items, as well.
What's on Atlantis:
6. Flags. Lots of Flags
Almost 22,000 flags, by our count — U.S. flags, state flags, flags of Russia, Japan, Canada and the other countries that have had shuttle astronauts, lots of flags. Including ones from NASCAR and the Texas Motor Speedway.
5. 200 Snoopy Pins
Snoopy has been an astronaut favorite since the Apollo days. The black-and-white head coverings the astronauts wore were called "Snoopy Hats," and the Apollo 10 lunar module was named for him (The command module was Charlie Brown in the last mission before NASA started exerting more control over what the astronauts could name their vehicles). Tradition requires NASA's prestigious Silver Snoopy award to consist of a space-flown Snoopy pin, and obviously having one from the last shuttle ride would be a nice plus.
4. An 8x5 Printed Recipe
No indication as to what delicious dish is involved, but the item comes from the Astronaut Crew Quarters at the Kennedy Space Center.
3. At least 10,223 Patches
NASA people love their patches, whether those patches deserve it or, sadly, don't. So there are plenty of patches going up on Atlantis. Most of them are from acronym-heavy subsets of the space program.
2. A CD of Tulane Graduates
A CD containing the names of every graduate of Tulane University from 1900 to 2007 is going up, for some reason — maybe an upcoming Treme subplot.
1. A Very Small Painting
The internetz don't reveal much about painter Scott Thoe, but he has a painting on board Atlantis. A very small painting. It's about one and a half by three inches. Thoe is from Norway, NASA says, so that must mean he is the guy in a video we found online. Which would indicate he also works in larger scales, since the YouTube description says it shows him working on a "project of building a bridge of 43,000 battle tanks on the Polish-German border."
Goodbye to Montrose's Creepiest Porn Store
By Richard Connelly
For years, the Talk of the Town adult bookstore on Richmond just west of Montrose has been a creepy oddity — from the outside, it looked like a shabby, about-to-fall-down barn, its fading red paint, lack of windows and seeming claustrophobic conditions inside adding to the non-allure.
Few adult bookstores look inviting, but this one looked like a place where you'd go to get your head chopped off by some crazed ax murderer. Adding a colorful "Interstate 420" mural only made it seem like it was trying to attract innocent weed-experimenting teens to what must have been the store cellar in Pulp Fiction.
The place burned down in a fire July 1, and a man inside was killed.
The Houston Fire Department says the blaze began about 10 in the morning and the building was believed to be empty, but later a body was found that had been crushed by falling debris. HFD says there were signs of forced entry, so they have deemed the fire to be suspicious.
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