Toby the Red Panda Digs His Valentine's Day Gift: A Guide to Help You Score, Too
Now that's the kind of satisfied and excited look you want in the face of whoever gets your Valentine's Day gift this year.
Toby, a red panda at the Houston Zoo, is allegedly enjoying some fruit here, but we think it looks more like a pair of sexy granny panties (Not an oxymoron in the panda world.) And Toby obviously enjoys him some junk in the trunk.
Still deciding on your VD gift? Be sure to consult our highly scientific Venn Diagrams on what each gender considers to be appropriate gifts through the stages of a relationship.
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