What will the news broadcasts look like tomorrow, when Houston is faced with the utterly daunting prospect of a little snow?
They will probably look a lot like these clips, from almost exactly 20 years ago.
THRILL!! To reporters reporting that traffic seems to be moving smoothly!!
MARVEL!!! At the "brave" people working in temperatures that....ummm....northerners live in for weeks at a time.
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BE AMAZED!!!! At how Bill Balleza hasn't aged a day!