Tours We'd Rather Not Take
Officials at LBJ Hospital are giving tours of a giant asshole.
Officially called "The Colossal Colon," the "8-foot-tall, 20-foot-long colon is designed to help hospital guests learn about colorectal disease," according to the Texas Medical Center.
Other names for the giant colon include "Dallas Cowboy Fan," "My Ex-Husband" and "That Cop With The Radar Gun."
-- Richard Connelly
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