TxDOT Tries Kinky Phone Sex To Get You To Protect Your Car Title

TxDOT Tries Kinky Phone Sex To Get You To Protect Your Car Title


A winsome brunette in a fetish outfit, featuring latex gloves and a mask, answers the phone.

A heavy-breathing man on the other end is getting excited. "Relax," she purrs. "Take it from the beginning."

Later she teases, "You like to surf the internet, don't you?" Then things build to a climax.

"Now go back to sleep," she coos.

This shocking video of an outrageous and debauched episode of phone sex is being paid for by your tax dollars and is put together by the Texas Department of Transportation.

Rick Perry, is this the kind of independent nation you'd run? First DPS replaces the license plates featuring classic Texas scenes and instead goes with the skyline of The People's Republic of Austin, for crying out loud, and now we're into state-funded porn.

Oh, there's a cover story, to be sure. The woman, who we assume is masturbating because that fits our thesis, is supposed to be "The Protector." And she's supposed to help Texans remember to notify the state when they sell their cars, so any tickets, fees, or fines the new owner gets won't be wrongly traced back to them.

"She may not have lightning speed or mutant powers, but she does arm Texans with the knowledge needed to protect themselves when selling or trading in a car or truck," says Benson Kelsey, a marketing guy involved in producing this utter filth.

He says the campaign is an "innovative way TxDOT is using social media to reach a new audience."

Each Wednesday a new video will come out. Hide your children, or move to another state. Now.


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