I grew up in the suburbs, but these days I'm all about the Inner Loop. I just love the urban feel. You might as well call me Keith "Urban" Plocek, although that's kind of cumbersome, so let's just go with Keith Urban. (Either that, or Keith Sweat, but that's a different matter altogether.)
So you might be wondering what Keith Urban has been up to these days. Well, I've been doing a little painting — oil painting, actually. Here's an online gallery, registered under my name.
I also play a little country music, but you probably already knew that. After all, the name Keith Urban is synonymous with the smooth, rock-tinged sounds of Nashville. Here's a site where you can learn more about that.
But what I really love doing is suing people who have the same name as me. Why? Because I, Keith Urban, am a total douche.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go try to have sex with Nicole Kidman. -- Keith "Urban" Plocek