Valentine's Day: The Lamest Gifts
Valentine's Day is only a week or so away, dudes. Your restaurant reservations should be made. Your flowers ordered.
Or, more likely, it's going to take you by surprise again this year, and you won't act until you wonder why there's all these people pulling up to a tent in a Kroger's parking lot buying flowers.
All we can tell you is, don't panic too much. In other words, don't get anything from our collection of the 14 Lamest Valentine's Day gifts.
-- Richard Connelly
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