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Houstonians -- HAVE YOU BREATHED ANY AIR LATELY?!?!
Then run for the hills! That seems to be what the Houston Chronicle is saying with this latest splashed headline, sure to show up as a "Most Read Stories" link soon.
Let's get this straight -- if you were in the Galleria recently, or talked to anyone who had been, or shook hands with someone whose sister works the Pretzels N Nutz cart there, you are in grave, grave danger.
The Chron has been doing some good swine-flu work, but if you're going to put up a headline saying "Ill Child Went To Galleria" you need to add at least five or six exclamation points.
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