We Beg You, Cougars: Don't Rap About Your New Parking Garage
UH has opened a new parking garage. TheHouston Chronicle
's Lisa Gray calls it a"parking pep rally"
for its apparent Coog spirit.
Leave it to Swamplot to go one better, and dig up this raperino-hippity-hopper song extolling the garage's greatness.
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We'll give you the lyrics, but you have to listen to it to get the full enjoyment of a complete lack of rhythm and skills.
Jay C and Sam D, take it away!!!
East side parking garage, coming on November 11th
Open 24 hours, just like at 7-11
Park, park here when you can
and become a fan
Don't worry because we got a whole bunch of security cams
So when you come to the east side parking garage
Come and park and that way you can become part of the Cougar entourage
Sorry, Jay-Z, we don't have contact info for these guys. You're gonna have to find them on your own.
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