Don't worry if you didn't read Thom Marshall's latest columns in the Chronicle. Here's what you missed:
The Metropolitan Transit Agency chief should continue being called general manager.
(Bonus insight: "Some segments of society make use of special titles not found in other segments -- pope, mayor, chef.")
Even if you stop shooting smack, you may need a liver transplant.
Three people traveling near Huffman in 1980 blamed hair loss, diarrhea, vomiting and burns on UFOs rather than on traveling too close to Huffman.
Some police will be trained to handle crazy people without killing them.
"Two or three" e-mails criticize Thom as too harsh in his stance that the MTA chief should continue being called general manager. One of them says nobody should give a shit.
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Police may not need to kill crazy people.
Police may have to kill knife-wielding crazy people.
-- As told to George Flynn
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