Today the Associated Press has a story on comments made by Sylvester Stallone while in Mexico promoting Rocky Balboa, his latest flick.
The article has one helluva title -- "Stallone Attacks Mexican Border Fence" -- but it leaves so many questions unanswered.
To wit: Why is Sly so pissed? What exactly did the border fence do to him? Did it make his manager have a heart attack? Kill his mentor? Thwart his efforts to rescue POWs captured in Vietnam? Bring him out of suspended animation in a sanitized world? Challenge him to an arm-wrestling match to end all arm-wrestling matches?
Seriously, what did the Mexican border fence do to warrant such an attack?
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