Woman Smokes Too Much Weed, Falsely Tells Cops She Stabbed Her Mother
All too true
Let's face it, if you have a self-diagnosing of "I smoked too much weed," then any explanation you give for your subsequent actions is bound to be a bit, say, convoluted.
And so it was with a Corpus Christi woman who called 911 to say she had stabbed her mother and was about to stab her sister.
"When officers arrived, neither the woman's mother or sister were there," the Corpus Christi Caller-Times reports. "Police said she told them she had been smoking too much marijuana and wanted to scare her mother and that was the basis for the call."
She wanted to scare her mother by telling cops she had stabbed her? Wouldn't the mother's first reaction be "But I'm not stabbed"?
Nothing too scary there, except for the prospect of a daughter freaked out on the demon weed.
The woman was arrested for suspicion of giving a false report and is being held in Nueces County Jail on a $500 bond.
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