World's Most Casual Bank Robber
This guy walked into a bank on FM 1960 this morning and robbed it.
Robbed it with a casual style that you just have to admire. Dude be the Smoove B of bank robbers.
"Yo, pretty lady -- while you're getting that cash for me, let me ask you what a woman with a fiiiine-lookin' ass like that is doing working at a bank..."
He got away and the cops are looking for tips. No word yet on whether the got the teller's digits, but we're guessing "oh, yeah."
-- Richard Connelly
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