World's Worst Get-Away Vehicle Succeeds, At Least For Now
If you're going to rob a bank and hope to get away with it, a couple of basic tips would seem to be a) Drive a vehicle that looks like every other vehicle on the road, and b) Don't do everything but pose for your security-camera shot.
Tossing caution to the wind, two robbers were captured in video while robbing the Regions Bank in Spring this afternoon.
Photos courtesy FBI
A bold blue van, with a custom roof on top and, as the FBI put it, "a household air conditioning unit [that] could be seen sticking out of the back of the van's raised roof."
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There's got to be hundreds of those in Houston, dammit!!!
To seal the deal, the male half of the pair set himself up nicely for a security cam:
Oh, nice job with the baseball hat, sir. They'll never get a good look at your with that.
Call 713-222-TIPS to drop a dime.