Sometimes it's hard not to root for the rock 'n' roll second fiddle. Take KISS. Sure, Paul Stanley gets to stand in the middle of the stage with his shirt off and sing most of the songs, but wouldn't you rather be Gene Simmons? You'd get to play a bass that looks like a medieval executioner's ax while burping blood out of your nose and mouth. You'd also get to dress up like a futuristic Kabuki space demon and sing "God of Thunder" while floating above the audience on trick cables. It makes you wonder if Simmons really is... More >>>
To his sidemen, Kannberg's All This Sounds Gas emits a foul odor.