It's an old joke: The wife catches the husband kissing another woman, and when he denies it, she sputters, "But I saw you with my own eyes!" Fast on his feet, the husband responds, "Well, who're you gonna believe? Your own husband? Or your lying eyes?" It's a favorite because it speaks to... More >>>
Death to Smoochy? No, the pink rhino in Hayes's Begging Innocence doesn't really need its faux masking-tape bandages.