"Let the eagle soar…she's far too young to die, you can see it in her eye…" Ah, the immortal song stylings of John Ashcroft, our esteemed attorney general, former senatorial candidate who couldn't beat a dead man, and devout Pentecostal songster. Searching the Net for patriotic inspiration on the eve of the Fourth of July, I came across a five-minute (edited) CNN clip of Ashcroft... More >>>