"Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot...like...me?" Kaitlin -- who is five years old -- is singing to me. She's waving her arms in the air, tossing her hair and even doing a little shimmy with her hips. Okay, some context here: I'm with young Kaitlin, her sister Lauren and her mom and aunt. We're standing in line at a Verizon Wireless store in The Woodlands on a breezy Saturday afternoon, waiting to get a glimpse of the über-sexy burlesque trou... More >>>