Miss April looks out from her page with an expression of concern. Could it be consternation over the water fountains that have slicked her long brown hair to her scalp, neck and breasts? Or maybe it's the knowledge that those bikinied breasts have already caused one international incident. They angered hard-line Muslim officials in her native Pakistan -- and that was before the calendar. They were news in Asian and European papers for weeks. Now she's not only Miss April, but... More >>>