For the most part, porn films don't involve older people because, well, the average degenerate doesn't want to watch the elderly get it on.
Most filthy porn-loving freaks prefer young, nubile and possibly cosmetically enhanced "actors" doing the nasty for their viewing pleasure. So, even if the old ... More >>
Tumblr has given us some great food-related bits of fascination recently. Locally, it's home to Fat City Houston, which keeps our 100 Favorite Dishes list honest. Nationally, it's given us gems like Fuck You, Yelper, showcasing frenzied Yelp reviews as beat-style poetry.
This week, it's Old People ... More >>
And, yes, I do mean "old fogie" and not "senior citizen." I consider "senior citizen" a neutral term for someone who happens to be advanced in years. She may not "act her age" like this gal. An "Old Fogie," however, is someone who has the traits of a stereotypical old person (though she actually mig ... More >>
This guy is money out of your pocket, Susan Combs saysHey, Fatty McFatfat -- put down that honey-glazed ham and step away from the buffet table, because you and your kind are costing Texas nearly $10 billion a year.Gravy-stained canklesaurus rexes not only raise healthcare costs but add extr ... More >>
HFD: Thanking the right people in their backtrackingNorthside residents had been mightily pissed at the thought that the fire station in the 4900 block of Irvington was going to be shuttered while it was renovated.
They can rest easy: HFD has announced it will keep the place up and running w ... More >>
No one wants to think about old people having sex, except maybe old people. And even then they probably think of themselves having sex with much younger people.But -- incredibly, unimaginably -- the most recent issue of the magazine of the American Association of Retired People contained an advertis ... More >>
Local Beefheart-style rockers Organ Failure have recorded a parody of M.I.A.'s late-blooming smash "Paper Planes" with a Santa twist. The Sri Lankan indie-rap star's Clash-sampling hit gets turned into the Santa-hustlin' jam "Christmas Wrapping Paper Planes."
"Paper Planes" was everywher ... More >>