Anna Nicole Smith

The Rest of the Best: Houston's Top 5 Piano Bars

5. CAPS PIANO BAR Tuesday through Saturday, Caps Piano Bar boasts one of the best house bands in town. Jazz and blues hits from days long gone by may be the artists' favorites, but they'll happily play you some Top 40 hits, as long as you keep the tips coming. And don't worry about racking up a huge ... More >>

Third Ward Heat

Mayor, police grilled on HPD beating.

The 10 Sexiest Texans Of Our Lifetime

Texas is loaded with natural resources, among them beautiful women. The state has provided many, many gorgeous, sexy and smart women. To be sure, not all of them combine all of those qualities -- here are tradeoffs to be made -- but still, there's been no shortage in our lifetimes of fetching Texas ... More >>

Anna Nicole Smith: The U.S. Supreme Court Decides To Get Involved

Anna Nicole Smith's court case lives on​The Anna Nicole Smith litigation, which seemingly has gone on as long as her career did, is not over yet.The U.S. Supreme Court, of all people, has decided to wade into the case and rule on whether a Houston jury made the right decision when it kept Smith fr ... More >>

The Five Best Houston Sex Scandals, Such As They Are

It takes two hookers to get James Worthy ready for Showtime​Houston is not a big town for sex scandals. Whether it's because we have a sophisticated European, laissez-faire attitude to such things, or because bigfoot Houstonians are better at hiding things, we don't know. Although we guess it's th ... More >>

Glee: Marking Time

​At the outset, it looked like another Sue Sylvester-heavy episode. First, she gave Mercedes (and, less emphatically, Kurt) an ultimatum to lose weight or be dropped from the squad, then she commandeered the McKinley High auditorium for an entire week, forcing New Directions to secure a new l ... More >>

Glee: Marking Time

​At the outset, it looked like another Sue Sylvester-heavy episode. First, she gave Mercedes (and, less emphatically, Kurt) an ultimatum to lose weight or be dropped from the squad, then she commandeered the McKinley High auditorium for an entire week, forcing New Directions to secure a new lo ... More >>

Legendary Houston Lawyer John O'Quinn Killed In Car Crash

Legendary Houston lawyer John O'quinn and an unidentified man were killed this morning when their SUV slammed into a tree off Allen Parkway. Police have not said who was driving. O'Quinn, 68, won huge settlements in mass-tort cases dealing with deadly breast implants and Big Tobacco. Recen ... More >>

Blogging About Anna Nicole Smith? Be Prepared For Jail Time

It's often said that the only creatures capable of surviving a nuclear holocaust are cockroaches and Keith Richards. But Hair Balls would like to add another unkillable entity to that list: Anna Nicole Smith lawsuits.The Chron reported today the plight of Lyndal Harrington, a local blogger who was h ... More >>

She Almost Killed Stump!

A close call for a champ

Miss Pop Rocks: Pop Culture Items To Be Thankful For This Year

Fun with Google Trends

This Just In: Anna Nicole Smith’s Mom Files Suit Against Howard K. Stern, CBS Studios and KPRC Houston

Chamillionaire, Ultimate Victory

CD Review

In the Shadow of the Moon

Reliving the glory of America's giant leap for mankind

She'll Always Be Wearing Diapers in Our Hearts

God Bless You, Mr. Vonnegut

So Many Bad Jokes, So Little Time

Any Which Way But Juice

Any Which Way But Juice

Re: We Always Knew We Were Ahead of the Curve When It Comes to Sexual Experimentation

We Always Knew We Were Ahead of the Curve When It Comes to Sexual Experimentation

More Fodder for the Conspiracy Theories

Command Performance

Bill Clinton wakes 'em up, for a while, at Rice

We Got Your Daddy Right Here

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Re: Yeah, We Watch The View. So What?

Yeah, We Watch The View. So What?

Anna Nicole Smith Dies

"Git Your Own Daing Baby!"

Best Local Girl Gone Bad

Queen Drama

Get a dandy dose of queers, cross-dressers and even Anna Nicole at the Houston Gay and Lesbian Film Festival

Tail Wagon

Help E! live up to its exclamation point

If That Ain't Country

Stampeding horses and twangy riffs at the HMNS

Fear Factor

But just think, no one hates TV more than Trent Lott

Best Traffic Reports

Susie Loucks The KIKK Chick, KIKK/95.7 FM

Best Local Boy Made Good

Rusty Hardin

Flirting with Disaster

America, you deserve The Anna Nicole Show

Best Quote

Anna Nicole Smith

Immodest Proposals

The solution to Houston's image problems? Spin them away.

Overblown and Underrated

So you know Houston's goats, heroes and high points? Think again.

Sew What?

When it comes to old-timers and alleged schemes, Anna Nicole's got nothing on this woman

Best Swells of Houstonian Pride

Shannon Elizabeth

Larger Than Life

Anna Nicole Smith fights for a fortune as her past erupts

Barney! Biz! Bluebonnets!

And other signs that Texas Monthly's brain trust doesn't have a neuron left

Daddy's Money

In probate court, the sons of oilman J. Howard Marshall II air a high-stakes family feud a fight about loyalty, betrayal and whether their dad played favorites

Alison Cook looks back at 1997: The Year That Bit

Alison Cook looks back at 1996: Year of the Rat

The Year of Living Anxiously

Are We Having Fun Yet? Or is it just the jangly buzz of advanced urban stress syndrome?

A History Lesson

The Confederate House feeds us on what Houston was -- for better and worse