Ashley Olsen

  • Blogs

    November 29, 2011

    Pop Rocks: The Kardashians' Popularity, Explained

    America, you have serious problems: It was business--big business--as usual for Kourtney & Kim Take New York and The Walking Dead. Here's what the shows' Sunday-night TV ratings performances meant: For Kourtney & Kim, the reality-show's season premiere, which scored a series-best 3.2 million view ... More >>

  • Film

    November 3, 2011

    People Who Need People

    The perils of communal living in Martha Marcy May Marlene.

  • Blogs

    September 29, 2010

    The Olsen Twins: Now Chopped And Screwed!

    ​Now that screwing and chopping can be done without even using turntables, the technique has become all the rage on the Internet. And it's made a great leap forward into video. Now not only are the jams slowed and throwed, but so are the pictures. Nowhere has this been pulled off more hilari ... More >>

  • Film

    May 27, 2010
  • Blogs

    June 26, 2009

    Saturday: Skyler Stonestreet at Spring Tavern

    Skyler Stonestreet is so cute. She started her singing career at a young age singing along to the Olsen twins. This multi-talented young woman who writes her own lyrics and plays everything from the piano to the drums; she's so damn loveable we're still trying to get the taste of unicorns and rainbo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 23, 2009

    The Astros May Suck, But At Least You Can Listen To Jim Deshaies

    So I'm watching the Astros/Twins game on Sunday afternoon, and it gets to be that inning for the trivia question. The question this time asks Jim Deshaies and Bill Brown to name the four Minnesota Twins that have been named as American League MVPs. So they start tossing out names of great Minnes ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 4, 2008

    Ten Other Instances of "Sloppy Seconds"

    Sean Avery of the NHL's Dallas Stars was suspended for an indefinite period by the NHL on Tuesday for comments he made in Calgary on Tuesday. Speaking to reporters, he made a comment about several players dating his "sloppy seconds." And I know most of you in Houston would rather talk high school fo ... More >>

  • News

    January 24, 2008
  • Blogs

    November 5, 2007
  • Home Entertainment

    March 8, 2007

    Wii Play

    There's not much besides an extra controller to these minigames

  • Calendar

    June 29, 2006
  • Calendar

    May 11, 2006
  • Home Entertainment

    February 16, 2006

    Torino It Off

    This horrible Winter Olympics game doesn't even medal

  • Film

    December 15, 2005

    Asia Minor

    Memoirs of a Geisha views Japan through Western eyes

  • Music

    November 24, 2005

    I'd Much Rather Be with the Girls

    Critics might damn Fantasia's music with faint praise, but we say she's keeping up a sacred pop tradition

  • Calendar

    June 30, 2005

    Cole Hearted

    The Ensemble Theatre offers some musical Healing

  • Film

    February 10, 2005

    Just One Hitch

    Will Smith helps others find love, though probably not with this movie

  • Film

    December 23, 2004

    Fahrenheit 2004

    Remembering the movies that heated up cinemas this year

  • Music

    July 29, 2004
  • Music

    June 17, 2004

    Feel This

    Enema of the Mental State: Notes from the Battle on Irritable Blink-182 Syndrome

  • Film

    May 6, 2004

    Sister, Sister

    If you're young and female, New York Minute is your movie

  • Music

    October 23, 2003

    O.J. All Over Again

    Charm trumps evidence with accused pedophile R. Kelly

  • Music

    October 16, 2003

    Hilary Duff

    Metamorphosis (Buena Vista/Hollywood)

  • Calendar

    October 2, 2003

    King of the Roads

    A Houston author tells how our traffic got jammed

  • Film

    August 14, 2003

    Uptown Down

    Girls tries a tired lesson -- grow up, already

  • Music

    July 10, 2003


    Saturday, July 12

  • Culture

    August 24, 2000

    The Great Divide

    Paula Vogel's The Mineola Twins splits the family (and politics) in two

  • Film

    February 13, 1997

    Where Angels Fear to Tread

    Matthew Perry goes from a small-screen friend to a big-screen fool