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Astrology and Horoscopes

  • Blogs

    January 27, 2012

    12 Celebrity Chinese Zodiac Signs Explain All

    This week the Chinese community parties hard to celebrate its Lunar New Year. The Chinese New Year is spread out over a 15-day period and the Houston version is jam packed with traditional merriment. Two thousand twelve marks the year of the Dragon, which is said to be one of the most fortunate yea ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 22, 2011

    (Non-Planet) Pluto Has a New Moon? What the Hell Does This Mean for Astrology?

    Pluto is effin' Goofy, is all we know.​Frankly, we don't keep up much with Pluto and its status as a planet or non-planet. It's kind of like when, as a young altar boy, the Catholic Church demoted a bunch of saints. We just rolled with the flow. So if Pluto's not a planet, it doesn't really b ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 25, 2011

    The Royal Wedding: Five Ominous Signs In Their Astrological Charts

    The official photo of engagement happiness​Prince William and Kate Middleton are getting married this week, as you might have heard. The happy couple will be literally following in the footsteps of Prince Charles and Diana, and we all know how well that turned out. What do things look like f ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 20, 2011

    The Five Dark Secrets America's First Ladies Wanted Desperately to Keep Private

    Let me tell you what my astrologer said, Warren​The position of First Lady is often a thankless one. A surprising number of presidential wives, usually citing health, were all but recluses during their husband's administration, brooding out of sight like something out of Jane Eyre. Others hav ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 10, 2011

    Charlie Sheen's Astrology Chart: Five Disturbing Highlights That Explain It All

    Charlie Sheen: Destined to be duplicitous, apparently​Charlie Sheen, high on a drug called him, has been analyzed every which way during his recent series of nuclear meltdowns. But the answer to his tiger-blood behavior may lie in the stars. It couldn't hurt to ask, at any rate. So we had ou ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 25, 2011

    Adios "Age Of Aquarius": A Zodiac Realignment Playlist

    ​If Twitter is good for one thing, it's the immediate and rapid dispersal of breaking news. If Twitter is good for two things, it's that, plus the immediate and rapid dispersal of whatever trumped-up rumor, lie, or fakery that manages to draw the ire of the millions of poor saps reading along ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 20, 2011

    Zodiac Change Day: Do Not Despair, Aquarius -- You're Not a Capricorn, No Matter What They Say

    This is NOT the dawning of the age of Capricorn, dammit​Today is the first big change under the new astrology rules, or whatever they are that's riling up zodiac types. January 20 is now the beginning of Capricorn, whereas it used to be the home of Aquarius. We're sure we're messing up the t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 12, 2010

    8 Reasons Why Your Astrologer Hates You

    Don't try to borrow money from your astrologer, please​"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves," said Shakespeare. But Shakespeare didn't know shit, according to professional astrologers. Lots and lots of people go to astrologers. And astrologers have some problems with them. ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 3, 2008

    Houston Astrologers Pick The Presidential Race

    Don't try to borrow money from your astrologer, please​"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves," said Shakespeare. But Shakespeare didn't know shit, according to professional astrologers. Lots and lots of people go to astrologers. And astrologers have some problems with them. ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 26, 2008

    Construction of Bank Branches Finally Slowing Down

    Don't try to borrow money from your astrologer, please​"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves," said Shakespeare. But Shakespeare didn't know shit, according to professional astrologers. Lots and lots of people go to astrologers. And astrologers have some problems with them. ... More >>

  • Music

    June 14, 2007

    The Soul Rebels Brass Band Find a Houston Home

    New Orleans flair arrives on booming Almeda Boulevard

  • Dining

    August 17, 2006

    A Simple Plan

    Scott Tycer may have downshifted, but diners will still find themselves in the gastronomic fast lane at Pic.

  • Dining

    June 22, 2006

    Into Thin Aries

    One of Houston's top restaurants does a disappearing act

  • Music

    January 5, 2006

    It's In The Cards

    The Nick-and-Jessica split, tarot-style

  • Calendar

    November 11, 2004

    Style Council

    Macy's Impulse party is all about chic shopping

  • Best of Houston

    September 23, 2004

    Best Restaurant

    Macy's Impulse party is all about chic shopping

  • Calendar

    May 27, 2004

    Playboy Models in Bikinis

    Macy's Impulse party is all about chic shopping

  • Best of Houston

    September 25, 2003

    Best Chef

    Scott Tycer

  • Best of Houston

    September 25, 2003

    Best Place for a Last Date

    Amazón Grill

  • Dining

    July 10, 2003

    The In-Tycer

    National honors go to the chef at Aries

  • Calendar

    May 22, 2003

    Surf-fering

    Lifeguards prove their worth in Galveston

  • Best of Houston

    September 26, 2002

    Best Place for a First Date

    Aries

  • Best of Houston

    September 26, 2002

    Best Astrologer

    Jennifer Bobbitt

  • Dining

    April 18, 2002

    Continental Error-lines

    Scott Tycer tries to clear up the confusion over continental cuisine

  • Best of Houston

    September 20, 2001

    Best Restaurant

    Aries

  • Music

    December 21, 2000

    Moore Is More

    The former Austin guitar-slinger wants people to know he has more than SRV licks at his disposal

  • Calendar

    October 19, 2000

    Calendar Editor Gets Read

    The Psychic and Holistic Healing Expo

  • Music

    February 10, 2000

    Amplified

    Maddness

  • Music

    September 23, 1999

    Jamming for Dollars

    Widespread Panic makes its bucks the old-fashioned way

  • Music

    May 6, 1999

    Scabba-Dabba-Do

    Guitars, horns and irony fuel Austin band The Scabs

  • Calendar

    February 11, 1999

    The Witching Hour

    Guitars, horns and irony fuel Austin band The Scabs

  • Music

    October 22, 1998

    In the Clear

    Guitars, horns and irony fuel Austin band The Scabs

  • Calendar

    January 15, 1998

    Press Picks

    Guitars, horns and irony fuel Austin band The Scabs

  • Calendar

    July 17, 1997

    Press Picks

    Guitars, horns and irony fuel Austin band The Scabs

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