Barney Fife

  • Blogs

    September 12, 2012

    We're Goin' Streakin!! High School Football Streaker Narrowly Escapes Castration (w/ VIDEO)

    I've reached the point with television shows where I rarely watch them in first run anymore. I find it much easier to satiate my TV thirst if I sit down and plow through an entire series on Netflix or DVD over the course of a few weeks. It's what I did with The Wire, it's what I intend to do with Br ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 29, 2010

    Willie Nelson's "Green Friday" Leads To Teapot Party

    ​If you are a cop in Texas - OK, a cop anywhere in the world - when you pull over a tour bus and out pops a gnomish man with grayish-red hair and you smell pot smoke, you smile and nod, get an autograph and go on your way. It's 2010, and we live in a world where Willie Nelson can still get a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 22, 2010

    Like Everyone Else, Texans Kicker Kris Brown Knew He Had A Problem This Year

    ​So let me see if I understand this: Kris Brown knew that he had a mechanical problem of some kind with his kicking, but he elected not to do anything about it because, like a golfer who doesn't want to make mechanical adjustments between rounds, a kicker doesn't want to make mechanical adjust ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 20, 2010

    Texans Raise Ticket Prices Because....Because...Because They Can?

    ​Let's say you're the owner of the Houston Texans. And let's say your team just barely managed to eke out its first winning season despite playing against some of the worst teams in professional football. Let's say that, despite saying this summer that it was the playoffs or bust for the team, ... More >>

  • News

    July 10, 2003

    Cleared Again

    A complaint against a paralegal gets dismissed

  • News

    June 26, 2003

    Bar Card

    The antics of an ex-con raise questions about his paralegal role

  • News

    January 6, 2000

    News Hostage

    Sources Are for Burning

  • News

    August 12, 1999

    News Hostage

    Shopping for Dummies

  • Film

    January 7, 1999

    Lotto Fun

    Waking Ned Devine comes alive with artful codgers

  • Film

    December 11, 1997

    Second Time as Farce

    Scream 2 is as good a follow-up as one can imagine, given the difficulties of sequels