Holiday season is in full swing, and soon our homes will be filled with
family members we've been successfully avoiding for the last 11 months,
many of whom will wear out their welcomes before their Members Only
jacket hits the pile on the bed. We in the media may be secular
humanists with no regard for traditional family values, but we can still
sympathize with your plight. Use this list of room-clearing Christmas
movies sparingly.5. Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)
Take my word for it, it's
With Valentine's Day approaching, tbe best most of you poor single bastards can hope for is to get through the night with your bank account relatively intact. Married folks are better off, as all they're really expected to come up with is a perfunctory gift and maybe an evening spent watching a dreaded "romantic comedy" (or "rom-com," as the genre is referred to by Communists and pederasts) on DVD. Even if that's the case, there are plenty of pitfalls to avoid. It was an exhausting process, but
