Ex-hand doc Michael Brown is in serious condition in a Miami hospital, sources told Hair Balls on Sunday. Citing hospital policy, a supervisor at Mount Sinai Medical Center would not confirm if Brown was a patient. Brown was to report to Miami authorities October 25 to begin a 30-day sentence in f ... More >>
Employees of ex-hand surgeon Michael "Reporting to Federal Prison in A Week" Brown's San Antonio businesses have been locked out of their leased spaces, and other Brown-related entities nationally have at least temporarily closed. Brown's companies went into bankruptcy in Houston this week, months ... More >>
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Former hand-surgeon/wife-beater Michael Brown has been sentenced to 30 days in a federal penitentiary for choking several stewardesses aboard a British Airways flight in January. He'll get two years of supervised release afterwards, with mandatory mental health treatment and substance abuse evaluati ... More >>
Six weeks after troubled ex-surgeon Michael Brown's former right-hand man accused him of sexually assaulting a woman and paying employees to keep mum, it does not appear that anyone affiliated with the Brown Medical Center has reported the allegations to authorities. The allegation surfaced in a ci ... More >>
You'd think owning a record store would be a convenient avenue for starting your own record label, but you really don't hear about it that often. One guy who is, though, is Heights Vinyl's Craig Brown. With Electric Attitude's release party Saturday night at House of Blues for their first LP, Skint ... More >>
Lawyers for ex-hand surgeon Michael "Suitcase Full of Dildos" Brown claim that the former creepiest commercial pitchman "suffered involuntary intoxication" and does not recall assaulting flight attendants in January. In papers filed in a Miami federal court last week, Brown's lawyers say clinical ... More >>
Texans want to vote on gambling.
Victoria Osteen: No Dave ChappelleBecause celebrities are better than regular people and therefore fly a lot, it's only natural that the friendly skies are occasionally subjected to the inexplicable fame-fueled freakout.The latest famous person to go bananas at 30,000 feet was comedian Dave ... More >>
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