Subject: Bruce Willis

• Fifth Element

  June 4, 2009

• Senseless

  Too many mysteries muddle what tries to be a feel-good horror movie

  August 5, 1999

• SEAL Appeal

  Antoine Fuqua and Bruce Willis lend nobility to brutes

  March 6, 2003

• The Sick and the Dead

  August 25, 1994

• Newman's Own

  January 19, 1995

• Third Time, Semi-Lucky

  May 25, 1995

• Monkey Shines

  January 4, 1996

• Slavic Surprise

  April 11, 1996

• Intensive Care

  September 26, 1996

• Star Lard

  May 8, 1997

• Howler

  November 13, 1997

• Mash and Trash

  April 9, 1998

• Houston Blows Up Real Good

  Photo by foxtongueThe awesomely morbid folks at Carlos Labs have created a "Ground Zero" nightmare generator for every city on Earth. Using Java Script and some Google Map magic, anyone can pinpoint a location in the world, AND BLOW IT THE HELL UP. You can choose your own weapon of mass destruction and see how big "ground zero" will be, seeing just how far each weapon will inflict damage. You have at least seven different sizes of various atomic and hydrogen bombs at your disposal. There is even

  February 26, 2009

• All Climax

  July 2, 1998

• Rights Out

  November 5, 1998

• Artful Dodging

  March 2, 2000

• Choice Chan

  February 29, 1996

• Hancock Is A Superzero

  The movie squanders potential greatness with lame humor and a half-baked hero

  July 3, 2008

• She & Him: Volume One

  April 24, 2008

• Fast and Loose: The Bank Job

  March 6, 2008

• Die Hard

  The 1988 action smash is so stupid it’s brilliant

  December 20, 2007

• Hearts of Darkness: A Filmmaker's Apocalypse, Nosferatu: The Ultimate DVD Edition, Live Free or Die Hard and Manufactured Landscapes

  November 22, 2007

• Tony Bennett

  August 23, 2007

• Back in the Fight

  At 52, Bruce Willis resurrects a die-hard character

  June 28, 2007

• Live Free or Die Hard

  Even with the Mac kid at his side, John McClane is just...old

  June 28, 2007

• Shooter

  Who better to save America than an armed Mark Wahlberg? Seriously

  March 22, 2007

• Same Old Story

  Sequels, prequels and threequels headline Hollywood 2007

  December 28, 2006

• Shell Game

  Over the Hedge wants you to feel bad about what it's selling, which is everything

  May 18, 2006

• Sans Quentin

  Lucky Number Slevin plays Tarantino's game, without Tarantino's results

  April 6, 2006

• Hard Ride

  Stuck with Bruce Willis in rush-hour traffic? You could always walk

  March 2, 2006

• Love the Sin

  December 15, 2005

• True Blue Confessions

  Let's join Madonna for a friendly round of Celebrity Breach of Confidentiality

  November 17, 2005

• Cry Hard

  In a story almost too slick, Bruce Willis really gets in touch with his inner child

  July 6, 2000

• Color Bind

  What's black and white and red all over? Sin City, pal.

  March 31, 2005

• Without Sin

  It isn't the movie you may think it is, but Hostage will get your attention

  March 10, 2005

• Method Rocking

  Minnie Driver and Juliette Lewis have started bands. Come on, you know you're curious.

  January 13, 2005

• Fallen Angels

  Charlie’s high-flying heroines kick ass, but not the sequel syndrome

  June 26, 2003

• My Way

  Stanley Jordan plays his own kind of jazz

  May 22, 2003

• Take a Hike

  Gerry survives nicely on scant dialogue and ample images

  March 20, 2003

• FotoFatigue

  With 140 venues, FotoFest makes you suffer for your art

  March 21, 2002

• Hart Failure

  Audiences are the real POWs in this unoriginal and ponderous Bruce Willis effort

  February 14, 2002

• Hairy Situation

  Bandits holds out for a hero and gets two: Bruce Willis and Billy Bob Thornton

  October 11, 2001

• Better in Pairs

  Generally a letdown, the year in film offered some well-crafted works that are best viewed as double features

  December 28, 2000

• Broken and Battered

  How the twist ending left M. Night Shyamalan twisting in the breeze

  December 14, 2000

• Soul Survivor

  Bruce Willis discovers his better self in M. Night Shyamalan's heroic comic book

  November 23, 2000

• Two A.M. Special

  April 20, 2000

• Irreconcilable As Ever

  You know The Story of Us; he's fun, she's frigid

  October 14, 1999

• Over the Hedge

  July 30, 2009

• Rick Ross Is Completely Innocent and the Greatest Rapper Alive

  Welcome back to Five Spot. Every Friday, we'll examine a recent bit of music news and, sometimes awkwardly, tie it to a bit of Houston rap. It's five videos and occasional cussing. Send tips to introducingliston@gmail.com.​Last year, president of Don Diva magazine Sam Ferguson played a major role in breaking the news that Miami-based rapper/self-described drug kingpin Rick Ross was once a correctional officer. It started up a nice little writer vs. rapper feud between the two and was hot, hot

  August 21, 2009

• Houston Music Fight Club: Brett Koshkin vs. Ceeplus Bad Knives, Late Nite Pie vs. Mai's, Nick Gaitan vs. ???

  ​This week brings three new bouts and a special announcement to all past winners and losers of our imaginary brawls on Houston Music Fight Club. Next Tuesday, Rocks Off is presenting David Fincher's Fight Club at our (mostly) weekly Movie Nite at the Mink. We would like all past winners and losers to attend this lovely screening of the most controversial movie of 1999 that didn't involve footage shot on a shaky Handicam, a dead Bruce Willis or Kevin Spacey jacking off in the shower. Pickings a

  September 16, 2009