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Subject: Carly Simon

  • Weekend Music: Skyrocket!’s in Flight

    February 15, 2008
  • Balls...Hair Balls: Five Best Bond Songs

    What do Rita Coolidge, Sheena Easton, and Chris Cornell have in common (aside from jockeying for position in a future "Where Are They Now" segment on E!, that is)? That's right, they all sang the title song in a James Bond movie. They also are conspicuously absent from this list of the best Bond theme songs of all time. 5. "A View to A Kill" - Duran Duran Using Day-Glo opening titles and a song by these New Romantic stalwarts might seem like a weak attempt to draw in the coveted youth audi

    November 14, 2008
  • Sound Check

    February 27, 1997
  • Night & Day

    November 5, 1998
  • Yakety Yak

    Sara Hickman makes her audience part of the show

    March 2, 2000
  • Never Go to a Party in Friendswood

    Where does your town rank in the Houston-area good-taste stakes?

    February 2, 2006
  • Nasty Girl

    In this Little Black Book you'll find a lot of mean people

    August 5, 2004
  • Hudson Hawked

    Kate gets the hard sell in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

    February 6, 2003
  • Xmas Marks the Spot

    A guide to new holiday discs, from surprise presents to Tannen-bombs

    December 19, 2002
  • He Said She Said: A Stripper Soundtrack, Part 2

    You can leave your hat on...but get the rest of that kit off fast. The ladies don't mess around when it comes to superficially hot, oiled-up dudes (of questionable sexuality, but does that really matter?) getting naked on the stage at La Bare. But because the musical content at places like Chippendale's et al ranges from mildly obnoxious pop to oh-God-why levels of aural insanity, here are a few songs we ladies wouldn't mind seeing you take your clothes off to -- on the stage or in the bedroom.

    July 31, 2009
  • He Said She Said: Hot, Sweaty, Angry Workout Songs

    ​When it comes to exercise, men and women don't have many different reasons for doing it. Mainly, both genders want to look better naked if perchance they find themselves without clothes on around a stranger they want to sleep with. Life expectancy, general health, and mental well-being are all secondary to looking hotter for your mate or potential slutty karaoke night hook-up. That being said, most guys forgo the treadmill for free weights and the uneasy comaraderie between you and other dude

    August 27, 2009
  • Lonesome Onry and Mean: A Brief History of "Danny Boy" - Evergreen But Not Exactly Irish

    ​The Pogues are only one week away, so no time like the present to reflect on Irish music. For many Americans, no song epitomizes Irish music like "Danny Boy." Lonesome Onry and Mean was gently prodding my Irish and European friends at the boozer recently regarding their opinions about the top recorded versions of "Danny Boy" and was met with studied indifference and we-don't-know-how-to-explain-it-to-him sheepishness. Long and short of it, it doesn't seem that "Danny Boy" is anything the aver

    October 22, 2009
  • Twelve Musical Fuck Yous Better Than Gov. Ah-nuld's Coded Message

    ​Photo illustration by John Seaborn Gray​We admit, we never thought he had it in him, but apparently the Governator is capable of human cleverness - just like all non-cybernetic organisms. That is, if we accept that the acrostic in this veto message here isn't just a coincidence (read the first letter of each line in the second and third paragraphs). That's a good one, but this being Rocks Off, we would've preferred Schwarzenegger put his F-U into song form, like these folks.

    October 29, 2009