Once upon a time in Humble, there lived two guys named Pat and Mike. They had a way of making people believe, and those people included some of Texas' highest public officials. While it turned out that their stories usually were just too good to be true,
[Ed. note: Before Camaro blows your doors off, Tha Fucking Transmissions' Cornbredd hosts a watch party for his reality show 50 Cent: The Money and the Power at 8:30 p.m.]
It came from Japan and may turn out to be bigger than Godzilla. It,s drifting - a high-speed, fishtailing race toward a wall without a crash. They hope.
Years ago, courts ruled that routine strip searches in jails were unconstitutional. But for Fort Bend County women, if you got booked, they took a look.
How 'bout this heat? Spring has officially finished her fleeting annual jaunt through SE Texas and abandoned us to Summer, which is set to squat uncomfortably upon us for the next five months like that hippo ballerina in Fantasia.Not that you were caught unawares, of course. After all, humidity is as much a part of Houston as road rage and disappointing pro sports franchises, and every year it sends the majority of the population into the sub-tropical equivalent of hibernation until early Novemb
It's hard to believe that the next Rocks Off Beatles Rock Band event is only a week away. Next Tuesday, we once again seize Coffee Groundz (2503 Bagby) for another night of dranking and fake guitar-strumming. The cool thing about this party is that it's a Halloween costume party, and you know what that means: drunken slutty cops and Jokers singing "All You Need Is Love." We have been watching plenty of videos like the one above to get costume ideas.
This is Swedish doom legends Candlemass with
If you think trying to keep track of which bands are playing where is tough, try it with the umpteen regular DJ nights popping up around Houston like so many toadstools after a fresh rain. On second thought, don't - that's what we're here for. Here are some new or upcoming recurring events that have recently come to Rocks Off's attention:
In lieu of the recently folded DanseParc, Mr. Castillo and Shanley help you get that '80s post-punk/New Wave/indie fix with a preview of Control tonight a
