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One Man's (Idiotic?) 2013 Baseball Predictions

The major league baseball season opened up on Sunday night with the Rangers traveling to Rangers Ballpark in Arlington South to face the Astros. Most of the teams started up yesterday, and the rest of the league will get underway today. With the season getting underway, it's time once again to make ... More >>

In Which John Royal Predicts the Winner of the 2012 World Series

The major league baseball season officially started last week when the Oakland A's and Seattle Mariners played two games in Tokyo. Most of the other teams open on Thursday, and the Astros get started on Friday when they host the Colorado Rockies. Thus, here are my predictions for this season. NATI ... More >>

Astros 2011: It Ain't Going to Be Pretty

Bad news: The Astros are actually playing baseball this season.​The Astros are probably opening up the season tomorrow -- they're scheduled to play, but the weather in Philadelphia might not cooperate. And if the stories that have been kicking around are true, this might be the last opening d ... More >>

One Man's Predictions for This Baseball Season

​Believe it or not, it's time, yet again, for the Major League Baseball season to get underway. That's good news for those of us who enjoy watching the best players in baseball play the best sport ever created. That's bad news, however, for us Astros fans because, well, the Astros suck. But ... More >>

Geoff Blum Joins Baseball's Stupid-Injury List: Here Are 11 Others

If only someone warned this rookie about dress shirts​Astros utility player Geoff Blum popped his elbow putting on his shirt last week.Yes, that's right, putting on his shirt. Not his jersey. Not during the game. But his shirt. After the game. He's currently on the disabled list, and he might end ... More >>

Kaz Is Gone, But The Astros Pain Endures

Photo by Aaron M. SprecherWhen the world is upside down, Kaz won't still be around​Kazuo Matsui is gone. He is no longer a Houston Astros. Things are well with the world. All of the Astros problems are solved. World Series, here they come.Okay, not really. The Astros still suck. They're goin ... More >>

It's Five O'clock Somewhere

We scout out happy hour in Houston.

Game Time: The Caballo Chronicles, Volume 2: A Look at MLB's 20 Biggest Contracts Ever

​This is my second go round living in Houston. Prior to moving back here in the summer of 2007, the last time I was an H-town resident was between 1994 and 2001. As an Astro fan, that means I was here when the Bagwell/Biggio nucleus finally broke through in 1997 and made the playoffs, I was he ... More >>

Why The Hell Should Wandy Rodriguez Listen To Pudge Anyway?

In this corner, we have Wandy Rodriguez. Wandy's the very definition of a mediocre pitcher who has managed to hold on in the majors only because he's a left-hander. His career record is 42-45 and his career ERA is 4.59. This season, he's 5-5, but he's lost his last three games, pitching a total o ... More >>

Who's Leaving First: Ed Wade, Cecil Cooper or Roy Oswalt?

The Astros were able to actually win a series this weekend, defeating the Pittsburgh Pirates in two of three games. And the good news is that they should be able to win a couple of games this week as their next four games are against the Colorado Rockies, another losing team, like the Astros, but on ... More >>

Out of the Park

The Houston Press discusses our national pastime with Lance Berkman.

Despite Sweep, All's Not Well With Astros

Photo by Aaron M. SprecherCongratulations are in store for the Houston Astros who, this weekend, got their first three-game sweep of the season by beating up the moribund San Diego Padres. Of course, the Astros didn't have to face Padres ace Jake Peavy in this series, and they struggled in all three ... More >>

This Season's MLB Predictions: The National League

With baseball season due to start next week, I thought I should put myself on the line and make some predictions. I made my American League predictions yesterday. Today I'm going to take a look at the National League, and on Monday, I'll take an in-depth look at the Astros as they prepare to open ... More >>

This Season's MLB Predictions: The National League

With baseball season due to start next week, I thought I should put myself on the line and make some predictions. I made my American League predictions yesterday. Today I'm going to take a look at the National League, and on Monday, I'll take an in-depth look at the Astros as they prepare to open ... More >>

Top 10 Moments in the History of Minute Maid Park

Photo by Bukowsky18 The Houston Astros are asking for our suggestions for the top moments in the history of Enron Field Minute Maid Park as part of the stadium's tenth season. You know me. I love to give my opinions about the Astros. So here are my Top 10 Moments in the History of Enron Field M ... More >>

Top 10 Moments in the History of Minute Maid Park

Photo by Bukowsky18 The Houston Astros are asking for our suggestions for the top moments in the history of Enron Field Minute Maid Park as part of the stadium's tenth season. You know me. I love to give my opinions about the Astros. So here are my Top 10 Moments in the History of Enron Field M ... More >>

The Five Worst Trades in the History of Houston Sports

Astros-Brewers: Ugly. Actually, Make That Fugly.

Astros-Reds: The Vaunted Offense Keeps Hitting

Astros-Rockies: Say Hello to Eny Cabreja

Astros-Rockies: It Might Be Houston’s Lucky Day

Play Ball: John Royal’s MLB Predictions

Spring Training: Meet the New ‘Stros…

Top Ten Bizarre Baseball Injuries

John Royal’s Top Twenty Sports Moments of 2007, Part One

John Royal’s World Series Prediction. But First, a Few Words on Joe Torre and Paul Byrd.

God’s Team, Jobu, Matt Holliday and Drayton McLane

Jesus, Willie Taveras Just Isn't That Good

John Royal’s Championship Series Predictions: Jobu and the Flying Spaghetti Monster Shall Emerge Victorious!!!

Dane Cook Shouldn't Be Selling Baseball. Or Anything Else.

MLB Playoffs: Finding Even More Religion on the Baseball Diamond

MLB Playoffs: the God Squad vs. the FSM?

John Royal's MLB Playoff Predictions: Satan Is Our First Base Coach, Go D-Backs!

Jason Friedman's MLB Playoff Predictions: Trust the Sabermetricians, Go with the BoSox

John Royal’s MLB Awards: Why Wait for the World Series?

Craig Biggio Is Gone, Daddy, Gone. But What about Jose de Jesus Ortiz?

Going, Going, Gone: Craig Biggio Winds Down, the Playoff Chase Speeds Up

We Would Call This an MLB Playoff Preview, But We Really Don't Know What's Gonna Happen

Only 11 Games of Pain Left for Astros Fans. Until Next Season, Of Course.

An Accountability Moment

Way to Go, Biggio

Oops

What a Weekend

Rocked

News Flash: Berkman Suspended

Rockie Road

Base Brawl

How Dare You?

The White House gets offended by a Chron question

Sex Among the Armoires, Part II

Dish