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Craig Malisow

  • Music

    April 25, 2013

    Tough Times at Rich's

    Trouble keeps following the infamous Midtown dance club like a cloud.

  • Blogs

    January 15, 2013

    Houston Press Staff Writer Named a Co-Defendant in Swamplot vs. Mark Thuesen Suit

    Craig Malisow of the Houston Press has been named a third-party defendant in a lawsuit that pits Swamplot against former homeowners' association president Mark Thuesen and vice versa. On August 27, 2012, Laurence Albert, a co-founder of the real estate blog Swamplot, filed a malicious prosecution l ... More >>

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    November 15, 2012
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    June 1, 2012

    We Knew It! The Green Lantern Is DC's Gay Superhero

    The epic decision has been made: The DC comic hero who is coming out of the closet is....the Green Lantern. Or should it be the Chartreuse Lantern, amirite. know what I'm sayin'? Of course, the Green Lantern was on our list of six top candidates to be given The Gay. Here's our analysis from Craig ... More >>

  • News

    October 27, 2011

    Sex & the Coach

    Cops say she raped, sexted 14-year-old girl

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    September 15, 2011

    Protect Yourself

    10 Sex toys as weapons

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    July 7, 2011

    Valley Divided

    Both sides weigh in on Glenbrook Valley vote

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    May 5, 2011

    Sex Dolls & Texans

    The men who love pseudo-women

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    March 24, 2011

    Bad Company

    Readers respond to "Betting Their Lives."

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    February 17, 2011

    Principal Problem

    Readers respond to Ryan MS racism allegations

  • Blogs

    October 28, 2010

    The Buffet of Despair: Inspired by Are You Gonna Eat That?!

    ​Think your food predilections are a little weird? Local author Steve Wiley has your penchant for peanut butter and banana sandwiches beat with his new book, Are You Gonna Eat That?!: A Collection of Crazy Culinary Concoctions. According to Wiley, the book was a long time coming: The idea an ... More >>

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    December 24, 2009

    When It Really Is "Last-Minute": Best Gifts From The Convenience Store

    Whether you just got out of prison, a nasty case of swine flu had you bedridden for weeks, or you just plain don't like your family that much, there are a million reasons many folks wait until the last minute to go Christmas shopping. And really, who wants to truck over to Wal-Mart and risk a trampl ... More >>

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    September 18, 2009

    Sayonara Savoy: Derelict Downtowner To Be Emergency Demo'd Soon

    ​The Savoy (1616 Main St.), one of the half dozen or so derelict high- and midrises in southwestern downtown, is to be imploded tomorrow next Friday in an emergency demolition, according to HPD public affairs officer Victor Senties. The building was found to be structurally unsound and must come d ... More >>

  • News

    July 30, 2009

    Missing the Mexican

    Did we underestimate the popularity of Gustavo Arellano's column?

  • News

    April 23, 2009

    Tea Parties and Tex-Mex:

    There's always someone offended over something these days

  • Blogs

    December 25, 2008

    Five Ways For Jews To Enjoy Christmas

    If you're one of the unlucky Jews who didn't get tickets to last night's sold-out Matzo Ball at the Drake and are fretting about what to do this Yuletide, don't despair - Hair Balls is here to offer Five Things For Jews to Do on Christmas. This year, skip the Chinese food and movie marathons!Heavy S ... More >>

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    December 25, 2008
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    December 12, 2008

    Sprucing Up In Port Arthur: Get Those Cars Off The Lawn!

    Starting today, folks in Port Arthur who park on their front lawns need to think of other places to park.As part of a measure to spruce up the place, the city council approved an ordinance allowing the city to fine folks who think the best place to park the ol' pickup is right in front of the porch. ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 13, 2008

    News Chopper Crash Shows The Dangers

    KTRK has released the names of the two men killed in this morning’s helicopter crash in Montgomery County. The victims were pilot John Downhower and photographer Dave Garrett. Today’s tragedy serves as a stark reminder of what can go wrong every time a news organization puts a reporter or phot ... More >>

  • News

    October 9, 2008
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    September 22, 2008

    Your Animals Are Probably Bitching About Ike, Too

    Because Ike (that bastard) has created more victims beyond the human variety, it’s important to keep our furry friends in mind. Fortunately, groups like the Houston Humane Society and the Houston SPCA have been keeping us apprised of the animal situation, and what folks can do to help out. First, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 16, 2008

    FEMA Not Looking Too Good in Greenspoint

    We've just received word from reporters Craig Malisow and Brett Koshkin that the point of distribution center at Harvest Time Church near Greenspoint Mall has plenty of water and ice -- but no food. Sources with the Houston Police Department and the church say that FEMA took over on Monday from the ... More >>

  • News

    July 31, 2008
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    July 14, 2008

    Twitter Is Very Important!

    Some legislators have embraced the Interweb’s vast system of tubes more fully than others. U.S. Rep. John Culberson, for one, has especially taken to Twitter, where he can keep constituents posted of his thoughts as they come to him, 24-7. That’s why Culberson is worried that The Man (i.e. C ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 23, 2008

    You Too Can Play Catch the Illegal Immigrant

    A few Sensitive Sallies at Texas Tech have voiced their outrage over a game of “Catch the Illegal Immigrant” organized by the school’s chapter of the Young Conservatives of Texas. Marshalling their collective powers of intelligence, entrepreunership and xenophobia, the kinderkonservatives made ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 22, 2008

    Hey There, Little Lady: David McDavid Nissan Reaches Out to Women

    The kind, totally un-condescending patriarchs at David McDavid Nissan have announced the launching of “female-friendly” Web sites designed specifically for women car-shoppers. According to the auto giant’s press release, “The Female Friendly site is an extension of the main site, with many ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 30, 2007

    $13 at Fu’s Garden in Rice Village

    Where: Fu’s Garden, 2539 University, 713-520-7422 What $13 gets you: Gen. Tso’s chicken, choice of soup, egg roll, and a shrimp toast appetizer The instructions were clear and simple: My friend demanded we eat lunch somewhere “good, yummy and cheap.” Before I could even say “Your mom is ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 11, 2007

    Parish Predators: Trial Set in Molestation Case Against the Archdiocese of Galveston-Houston

    After three years of legal wrangling, a trial has been set in the case of four men who sued the Archdiocese of Galveston-Houston for alleged negligence related to sexual abuse they suffered at a diocesan parish in the mid-1990s. The trial has been set for February 25, 2008, in U.S. District Court in ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 5, 2007

    Welcome Back from Iraq. How's That Boner?

    Never mind the mentally ill soldiers enjoying their second and third tours in the sandbox, the astute doctors at the DeBakey VA Medical Center are tackling the most malignant crisis veterans have to deal with: whether they want to talk to a boy doctor or a girl doctor about their inability to get it ... More >>

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    August 21, 2007
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    August 21, 2007

    $13 at Goldenroom Thai Restaurant

    Where: Goldenroom Thai Restaurant, 1209 Montrose, 713-524-9614 What $13 gets you: A phat pad Thai, egg roll/spring roll and soup of the day. First things first: No matter what Google might say, the restaurant’s Web site isn’t www.thegoldenroom.com. No, that’s the site for a Canada-based ... More >>

  • News

    August 2, 2007

    Mail Call

    Coin Flipping

  • Blogs

    June 26, 2007

    The Killing Joke

    We were really excited when condemned killer Patrick Knight announced his campaign to find a great joke to tell before he gets the needle tonight. And we were equally bummed when he rejected the list we sent in, which was chock-full of knee-slappin’ knock-knocks, puns, and a classic about a one-le ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 15, 2007

    Re: Explain Your Most Played

    Earlier today John Nova Lomax posted Craig Malisow's Most Played songs on iTunes, including jams by Chicago, Eddie Money and Billy Joel. Here's Malisow's response: One of these days in the (hopefully) not-too-distant future, when irony is dead, and the sheep at Pitchfork have been rounded up and d ... More >>

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    March 1, 2007
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    January 9, 2007

    Dead Letter Office

    Will all those who are dead please raise your hand? And now, HouStoned presents "Dead Letter Office," our soon-to-be-ongoing series of letters inspired by Deathswitch.com, a local service that enables folks to send emails after they die. From: "David Harris" [nobsdds@gmail.com] To: "Clara Harri ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 12, 2006

    Wonkette's Dashboard Confessional

    Daniel Kramer Oh K.A., you're the gift that keeps on giving... Opened up the Dashboard (you know, blogspeak for the blog administrative homepage...never mind) and what's waiting there? An incoming link from the snarky politicos at Wonkette. Seems the Wonkers have realized the error of their wa ... More >>

  • News

    October 12, 2006

    The Good, the Blog and the Ugly

    Great moments in HouStoned history

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    February 16, 2006
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    December 15, 2005
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    September 8, 2005
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    June 16, 2005
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    November 4, 2004
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    March 18, 2004
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    October 30, 2003

    Bonding with the Community

    A Sixth Ward lesson in adapting to a changing environment

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    August 28, 2003
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    July 31, 2003
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    July 3, 2003

    It's My Party

    Not everyone was celebrating Juneteenth in Harris County

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    June 26, 2003
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    February 20, 2003

    Off to the Front

    Plus: Peacemakers, Crying for Space

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